Tarzan’s Parents
We all forget JUST how badass Tarzans REAL parents were….
For instance they:
. Fucking survived a sinking ship (something Leonardo DiCaprio and half the passengers of the Titanic couldn’t figure out)
. Did i mention the fact that the boat was on FIRE!
. Did that shit WITH A INFANT CHILD! most young couples cant even sign WIC papers on their own
. Built a fucking tree fort out of soggy burnt ship wood LIKE A BOSS!
. Built that shit BY THEMSELVES with a BABY
. Kept the baby alive in desperate times
. They left their kid still became successful, fuck statistics


R.I.P. FLAWLESSNESS