Tarzan’s Parents

We all forget JUST how badass Tarzans REAL parents were….

For instance they:

. Fucking survived a sinking ship (something Leonardo DiCaprio and half the passengers of the Titanic couldn’t figure out) 

. Did i mention the fact that the boat was on FIRE!

. Did that shit WITH A INFANT CHILD! most young couples cant even sign WIC papers on their own 

. Built a fucking tree fort out of soggy burnt ship wood LIKE A BOSS!

. Built that shit BY THEMSELVES with a BABY

. Kept the baby alive in desperate times  

. They left their kid still became successful, fuck statistics

 

R.I.P. FLAWLESSNESS 

My thoughts as i flip my car into peace

Today i told my mom that every time i go out driving a small part of me wishes the car would flip over and id just die, go out like a candle in a wind storm. No more pain no more worry no more hate for this world or myself. No more wading in self-esteem issues, and just no more giving a fuck about whether i have friends or not or if girls like me or not or if i like myself or not. Just one moment where its just me in a car and BOOM i flip and i know im fucked so i just let it all go, even if im only at peace for a nano-second, at least i could say that i was at peace. While the demons drag me to hell i could say, i finally fucking found what id spent 18 years trying to find. no more watching my friends destroy themselves, no more guilt, all of it just vanishes in that one final nano-second while my car flips through the air, and whatever im listening to on the radio is playing

I told my mom this, and then she took away my car keys, and told me i was done driving for a while….

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when i walk in rooms, this is my anthem….the ultimate form of BOSS

When I was

I was on my way to heaven
Did it to make my momma proud
Started to twist my ways and I slipped on the clouds
Fell to the earth and I landed in the crowd
Of the other lost souls
Crowded together like cereal in a bowl
They were All forever young, ignorance never gets old
We walk around blameless, bold, blind and shameless
Till we all walk together and we all become nameless
So I write to keep my mind right
I shine brighter than lime light
Imma nature made beast
Keep the wolf out the moonlight
I’m the diamond in the rough
I mean a rough cut diamond
Haters try to make me frown
Then they die when I keep smiling
When I cry I flood rivers
When I holler out I make thunder
You die in flash
You didn’t even check the shutter

Honestly though……Humanity is starting to piss me off

I hate the people who complain that they have nowhere to go in life and they don’t know what to do next….but at the same time they don’t even want to try and help themselves? If you struggling then shit dude try and fix it, don’t complain and get sad and wallow in it. no, get up and do something about it instead of crying and feeling sorry for yourself, I would understand if someone else was weighing you down but that’s not the case. The only one that seems to be hurting you is the person starring at you in the mirror, don’t cry and whine and talk to me about this shit. FUCKING GO OUT AND FIX IT! the world dosent stop for one person, you wanna do something YOU have to get up and get it yourself, so Wat are you still doing sitting down for?!
P.S. When you are having this problem, and you talk to me about it, don’t think for a hot second I’m Gunna coddle you. Wrong answer, I’m Gunna tell you what’s wrong and what to do to fix it, you don’t wanna hear it then I’d advise you not to talk to me no more because you’re starting to annoy me and I’m liable to worsen your depression at that point so yea Getta hold on your own fuckin life and start doing something.